Suckiness this month:
1)$600 Brake job on the van,because someone drives too fast and tailgates.
2)$500 Dental work for the teenager.
4)$300 Speeding ticket--see #1 for the guilty person.
5)$150 My portion of my daughter's cast.
6)$50 Parking ticket because we didn't have a front license plate.
7)$47 Parking ticket for street cleaning day. Totally my fault.
Total suckiness $1,647.00 and the month is not even over yet.
Um, hellooo Karma Gods, this completely evens out that bag of gummy bears I stole when I was 13. I think this also evens out the time I got caught on the roof of my neighbors house while trying to install a camera into my brother's bathroom to spy on all of his friends.
Wanna call it even now? Eating rice and beans is getting REALLY old.
Thanks.
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
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Holy CRAP! I'm pretty sure youre paying for more than just that, fess up! I love the camera thing though, brilliant!
When it rains it pours. I don't want you to hate me or anything, but I am totally rolling on the floor with laughter right now...sorry.
Perhaps you all should learn how to NOT get tickets. Oh, but wait, then you would have nothing to complain about. I hate all you whiney bitches. Try a REAL life with a REAL job, then you can complain.
Wow! Anon has something to say!
Why don't you man up and not go anonymous, pansy!!!
Get a REAL LIFE!!
Do you have a tracker on your page? i would be interested to see who that was!
I'm sorry chica that you have so much crap thrown at you.
Top ramen is good too. Just not the shrimp...it gives you bad breath and you use twice as much tooth paste.
Kritta- wise words about the ramen ;) and anonymous... you don't have any clue about me or my life. So fuck off!
Holy crap!!!!!!!! Tell Chris to SLOW DOWN and stop tailgating. It's dangerous anyway!
Parking ticket for no FRONT license plate? that's a new one to me. We don't even use them down here.
Justine :o )
WOW on the Anon! Someone forgot their happy pill today.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure the universe hates me. Apparently I have done something serious, that deserves the utmost punishment.
Good thing my kids are big fans of ramen noodles :)
Ouch. That hurts.
I was going to suggest Top Ramen, that's our sure sign we are poor. Although lately I'm using them as filler for little boys. I swear they never stop eating!
Don't ya just love Anoymous comments. Maybe Ruthie can teach Chris how to drive and save you some ticket money.
Damned Gummy Bears...they never forget.
Sheesh..and the kicker is that a lot of that was preventable which just makes you want to kick yourself don't it?
I know the feeling...I can live with Ramen...oh and big batches of mashed potatoes which I reheat and melt a slice of cheese on it. Not that I've ever done that or anything, ummm, yeah, haven't done that. ;o)
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Uh yeah, Karma is totally paid up in full and then some. Keeping fingers crossed for the rest of the month hon! (Hugs)Indigo
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